If you're just tuning in, N is my 3-year-old boy. J is my 5-year-old girl.
Me: "Who wants parmesan cheese?"
N: "Flummit cheese?
J: "No, permanent cheese."
Me: "PARM-eh-san cheese."
N: "Worm sand cheese?"
N: "Mom, I'm going a lasso a horse!" He throws the jumping rope and the end lands on his shoulder. "Aw, I lasso me."
J, who believes that her fairy talent is cleaning, is washing the dishes and singing, "Rub a dub dub! Bubbles in the tub!..."
J made me a maze: " I made it easy because you're not as smart as me."
N is arguing with himself: "Fine, foget it! No you fine foget it! Nevah! Grrr..."
N, to his sister: "Hey you! You know my name? My name's N."
N: "You made dat?!? Good job Mom!"
N: Knock, knock.
Me: Who's there?
Me: Achoo who?
N: Chicken butt!
|"Annoying. Annoying. AnNOYing. Annoying..." No idea what he was so annoyed about.|
|J's 3 wishes: "I want to have my own house. I want to have my own baby. I want to be grown up."|